This week on "Polls with Unnecessarily Vague Demographics," we spotlight a new survey conducted by Dare to Care, a volunteer-based movement that aims to rid the world of child poverty. Their survey discovered that nearly 50% of children in "some parts" of the UK felt not having a cell phone was an indication of poverty. We're not surprised to see such results, given how popular cell phones are these days. We were, however, surprised the results were apparently so sparse that Dare to Care had to resort to such nebulous language. Normally when groups are pushing agendas they don't have to break out the ambiguous language until they try to claim something absurd, such as claiming that the Mad Cow outbreak in the US was an epidemic (less than 200 cases in the States total), or stating, "90% of some animals will become 60% extinct unless you give us 100% of $200!"
You can read the full report here.
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